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lovequotesrus: EVERYTHING LOVE

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steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

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theamericankid: Koala’s response to being petted > Things like this really brighten up my day, never enough awww on tbfs.

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kinkyrita: justsexypics: Sex blog here Submit  here Ugh

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brendanblake1997: Who’s up?(: feel free to message me.

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maketheglitterrain: thiscosmicobscurity: His pledge to her: i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you. I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect. Love me like this please

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